Who'd a thunk it?

Who would have thunk that Darcy, who is 6 years old, approximately 55 pounds, and 44" tall could hold so much in her tummy?

I swear to god, last night, she threw up no less than 47 gallons of pink goo...chunky goo. She'd eaten a whole (personal size) bag of microwave popcorn last night, and she threw up right after I gave her a dose of Pepto. 47 gallons, all at once. At 2AM. That was a pleasant awakening.

Poor kid.

Poor carpet.