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They're at it again. It's before 8AM. Two of them have only been up for 15 minutes. And already, they are arguing with one another. And me.

Lately, no matter what I say, it seems I have at least one kiddo, if not two or three, arguing with me! I can't take it anymore. I could be saying, "Let's have cake for breakfast!" and I'd hear, "I don't want cake. I want brownies! Don't make me eat cake!" *shakes head*

Something's gotta give.