Once upon a time
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Meg. Meg would have eschewed such girly things as baking homemade banana-raisin bread, making Christmas cookies for the people her husband works with, potting pretty flowers, wearing bright pink and purple clothes, and sewing a little girl outfits. Next thing you know, Meg will be picking out patterns for a dress for herself. A dress!Oh, wait a minute. She already did:
What on earth could be happening to Meg?!