My husband is awesomeHe sent me this CDC warning via email:
The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted
through dangerous and high risk behavior. Since many citizens across the
U.S. mysteriously contracted the malady on Nov. 2nd, suspicions are that it
was because so many people were in lines in close proximity to each other,
but this is just a theory.
The disease is called "Gonorrhea lectim" (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed by the
Bush-Cheney administration for the past 4 years and failing to have taken
measures to protect themselves in voting booths.
Please be careful. The only way to avoid infection is to have voted for
Kerry. If you didn't, God help you. There's no cure.