I'm Melting!

And it makes me feel like the Wicked Witch of the West. Our air conditioning is not working. It's 97º outside today, and it's getting close in here. I'm HOT! I put in a maintenance request a few days ago, and they haven't shown up. You'd think for over a thousand bucks a month, they could fix the gosh dern air conditioning. I'm melting! I'm melting!